The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the world. But who put the secret, or cat, in the bag in the first place? I thought only kidnap victims were supposed to be kept in bags.


“I’m stronger than a pack of crackers and a pack of midgets, but not the PAC 12.…”

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeab…”

“The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.”