The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds.

“My reputation precedes me. It shows up about fifteen minutes before I do, eats,…”

“A brick could be used to say hello in a foreign language. Like most great words…”

“My love is as blue as the sky, and if I had to attach a time to it I’d say midn…”

“Love equals 9X+1Y-4Z, with XYZ representing whatever.”