The problem with every story is you tell it after the fact.

“Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth”

“Kill your­self or don’t kill your­self, but stop tor­tur­ing me. I’m try­ing to…”

“My whole life is about for­get­ting. It’s my most valu­able job skill.”

“When it comes to choosing a savior, they won't settle for just a human being.”