The question is not where am I, but who am I? Where I am: Inside the body of my clone.

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be…”

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorte…”

“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d …”

“I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.”