The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.

“His last name is Palmer. His ancestors must have been compulsive masturbators. …”

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some wome…”

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What i…”