The real drawback to marriage is that it makes one unselfish. And unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality.

“And if life be, as it surely is, a problem to me, I am no less a problem to lif…”

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

“What art seeks to disturb is monotony of type, slavery of custom, tyranny of ha…”

“My dear fellow, I am not quite serious. But I can't help detesting my relations…”