The reason we talk with the same part of the body we eat with is because if we tried to eat with our ears, and I have tried, then we would naturally have to have tongues in our ears. And most people, myself excluded, hate having tongues in their ears.

“If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously a…”

“I really relate to you,” I said to my dad. “I can tell we’re in the same boat, …”

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get…”