The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I grew up in New Jersey.

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”

“I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”