The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to steal my street performance.

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to hig…”

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”

“If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a pe…”