The shirt I have on today is the color of a banana, and tomorrow’s shirt will also be the color of a banana. Tomorrow’s shirt will be a slightly different color, but will in fact be the same shirt.

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many hom…”

“When I can’t write I read. When I can’t read I sleep. And when I can’t sleep I …”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the sec…”