The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny. Author: John Green Copy Quote More from John Green “I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.” “I know it's a bit self-aggrandizing.""Hey, you're stealing my eulogy," Isaac sa…” “I call my mom from the car. I tell her that Neutral Milk Hotel is playing at th…” “Take a picture of this so Isaac can see it when they invent robot eyes.”