The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.

“The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is ha…”

“And I don't really have anyone upon whom I want to rain down my wrath," I said,…”

“Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could ne…”

“Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.”