The statue stood quiet and still, like the silhouette of a tired mime.

“Sometimes love feels thinner, even though it’s the same width as before.”

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

“When I hear a politician has died in a car accident, I think, “How tragic! Even…”

“I don’t want to hold you back. That’s what the chains affixed to the wall are f…”