The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral."
"Kaitlyn," I said.
"Sorry. Do you think you'd have to be on top?"
"Kaitlyn," I said.

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