The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossible for them to curl down.

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“I’ve found the safest place to store my valuables is in a trash sack. Unless I …”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s …”

“I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.”