The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought.

“Everyone should be lucky enough to be loved for a long time. To know what that …”

“He closed his eyes, shook his head. If he could get her alone somewhere, somewh…”

“Ladies and gentlemen, if you ask someone to marry you and the person pukes, tha…”

“You know, as I've grown older, my ideas about sin have changed. I used to belie…”