The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.

“Ma’am, my hand hurts. May I massage it on your buttocks?”

“I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace lea…”

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“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”