The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.

“Why should you feel honored for getting scraps of his time?”

“A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not…”

“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates ex…”

“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know …”