The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

“Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.”

“People needed to believe in gods, if only because it was so hard to believe in …”

“Where's the pleasure in bein' the winner if the loser ain't alive to know they'…”

“You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?"…”