The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, and I didn’t have my clerical costume on.

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”

“In Bougainville, the only flower that grows is the Bougainvillea. In Gainesvill…”

“I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison sys…”

“A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachut…”