The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep shooting up.

“I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you i…”

“Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.”

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”

“I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a s…”