The water trapped in my window makes it like an aquarium—which makes me the fish.

“Burn my eyebrows and call me Bette. But if I’ve got eyebrows, don’t call me Bet…”

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds …”

“As far as how my mom might view me, I can imagine her saying something like thi…”

“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for th…”