The wind held the door open for me, and I appreciated it. Who knew the breeze was such a southern gentleman?

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”

“Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.”

“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps…”

“I don't like musty smells. I much prefer less definitive fragrances, like the s…”