The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people of normal stature. If you're a loser, and a midget, you probably get classified and shortened into the contraction "Haven't.

“I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kis…”

“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. M…”

“My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. …”

“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough t…”