The world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them and you will see.

“I noticed you piss standing up, Dr. Kravenkrotch said.
How do you kn—oh, do I s…”

“Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if…”

“I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartm…”

“I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.”