The world is my canvas, and my ponytail is my paintbrush. Helen Keller probably had a ponytail too, though my art has more vision. Barely.

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on t…”

“When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes yo…”

“When he introduced himself as Dewey, I said, “It’s an honor to meet you Mr. Dec…”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting …”