Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge, and said, “I am you in the future.” The only thing sillier than a clone, is a dream clone.

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”

“This is a pickup line that’s sure to not work: I want to inquire if you’re in c…”

“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.”