Then, finally, we were ready to charge in and save Sadie, and she rides up in a limousine driven by an ugly dwarf in a swimsuit, and she accuses us of being late.
So when she told us the dwarf was driving us to Russia, I was like, "Whatever." And I got into the car.

“You do the easy thing, the appealing thing, the peaceful thing, mostly it turns…”

“The forge looked like a steam-powered locomotive had smashed into the Greek Par…”

“The goddess smiled. "You are a good hero, Percy Jackson. Not too proud. I like …”

“That's why we live by a river. Occasionally, I forget and pat Lit on the back--…”