Then what sport do you play?"
Carlos puts down his food. Oh, no. He's got a rebellious gleam in his eye as he says,
"The horizontal tango."
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"Dancing really isn't a sport," Brandon tells Carlos, oblivious to the shock at the rest of the table.
"It is when I do it," Carlos says.
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Brandon turns to my dad with big, innocent eyes.
"Daddy, do YOU know how to do the horizontal tango?
Author: Simone Elkeles