There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them is my ball sack.

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offe…”

“It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he …”

“If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half ar…”

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”