There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haughty spanking.

“A brick could be used as a flashlight. What, still dark? Check the batteries, b…”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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“A brick could be used to sell new shoes to a man with no hands. I would say a b…”

“Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.”