There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround sound until you’re so desperate to be rid of them that you’ll resort to other loops simply to dislodge them for a while.

“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among the…”

“Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whol…”

“She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the…”

“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting insi…”