There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

“Yeah. Just keep the live feed going so that I can see it and pretend I’m there,…”

“Oh yeah, this was bad. The kind of bad they made horror movies out of. In fact,…”

“Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at le…”

“And you, my best friend on earth, my soul sister who shares Chunky Monkey scoop…”