There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't.

“My information is based on yesterday’s newspaper. But that’s OK, because I’m li…”

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be…”

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”

“I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.”