There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.

“Getting a rejection letter from a place you’ve been thinking about is bad enoug…”

“The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.”

“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Hones…”

“Read people by their surroundings, their personally designed environments. Like…”