There is no other way. Thankfully I’m here, and not there.

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, …”

“I want to be a politician because I like the idea of public service. Come on, w…”

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to A…”