There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the b…”

“If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kit…”

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. …”

“I could save money if I ate my coworker’s pussy for lunch, rather than going to…”