There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.

“I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the…”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be given away at the Olympics, instead of gold…”

“Together me and Amy are Jaramy. Pearl Jam wrote a song about us speaking in cla…”

“I asked for the time, and she sold me a way to divide my attention into 12 equa…”