There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan of KFC. I always take mine to go.

“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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“If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis, I’d make a b…”

“I got my spring cleaning done early this year. I did it over the summer.”

“Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fal…”