There was no universe, anywhere, where a Sam Vimes would give in on this, because if he did then he wouldn't be Sam Vimes anymore.

“I'm sure it's all journalism [...] It means it's true enough for now.”

“Rumour is information distilled so finely that it can filter through anything.”

“Pray note that my chest does not appear to be a toast rack in a wet paper bag.M…”

“I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cub…”