There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I was: leftovers.

“I fear one day I’ll get a knock at my front door, and I’ll answer it to find my…”

“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”

“A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, …”

“A love like mine is rare. So is the steak I just sent back to the kitchen. But …”