There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out your sun with a spoon.

“Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path t…”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“I want to be the mayor of a small town. A small town I populated entirely with …”

“I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talk…”