-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.

-Tell her I’m married. Then tell her I’ll be there as soon as I can.

“If I earn 10 dollars, I’m saving 11 of them.”

“You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you wh…”

“I think it’s OK to rape as many people as possible, and that’s precisely why I’…”

“I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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