There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.

“The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. T…”

“My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at …”

“She tried to steal the desert. She’s guilty. Look no farther than her camel toe.”

“A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift t…”