There’s a pubic hair in my soup. I’m pissed, because I paid for many more to be sprinkled on top.

“I need your help. You can help me by not helping me.”

“I’m in danger of losing my job as official scribe to my inner voice.”

“Governments are too stupid to understand that too much red tape does not bind a…”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”