There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.

“I packed my lunch with lots of meat. It was easy. I just wrapped my cock in tin…”

“A brick could be carried to the beach. You can bring your laptop or tablet and …”

“A blanket could be used to study the stars more thoroughly. I don’t know how ex…”

“On the subject of how to make friends, I would give you some tips, but I just d…”