There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I once made Kansas all night long in Arkansas. Wait, Kansas is a synonym for love, right?

“I’m crazy in love. I’m just crazy.”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you…”

“My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.”

“I was eight when I moved to Florida, and I thought, “Oh great, the retirement c…”