There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at least half the time.


“On a scale of 1-10, I'd probably be considered obese. Though I weigh much more …”

“I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I…”

“A Yes-man is always a somebody. Only a No-man is a nobody.”

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”