There’s nothing that says love like getting money as a gift, and then giving it away to the needy.


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“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just …”

“I’m not that afraid of heights. I’ve been 7,000 feet above sea level. Just so l…”