There’s only one way to respond to, “How do you like your dinosaur burger cooked?” and that is: Rare.

“I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.”

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”